Annie K
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Annie K, more recently known as Ellie Jaycock (which may or may not be her real name), is a 17-year-old girl with apparent 32K sized breasts. Some sources place her in New England, USA, but others (using the name Ellie) have claimed that she is British and lives in the UK. Under the name Ellie Jaycock her pictures, and even a supposed interview, been featured in the Huffington Post (twice) and the Daily Mail. Upon discovering the ongoing debate (see below) over whether Annie K / Ellie Jaycock and her boobs are actually real or whether it's all a hoax, the HP decided to add a qualifier to its articles saying that the Daily Mail article didn't provide any concrete evidence of Annie's actual existence.
Apparently some time back in late 2007 or 2008, Annie K suddenly appeared out of nowhere with huge boobs seeking attention and bragging about how she fucks 5 guys a day because of her tits. Since then she's gained an annoying cult of stalkers that follow behind her leaving a trail of cum[1], and on the other side an anti-cult that hates her and dismiss her boobs as a stuffed bra [2].
Real/Fake Debate[edit]
Every 9001 seconds, usually on youtube comment spaces or here [3], her stalker cult fans and everyone else get into fights over whether or not her tits are fake. Part of the fundamental problem is that she's never posted a picture of her chest completely bare (a topless shot from the waist up) or a picture of herself naked, which would presumably settle the debate (and make for many happy orgasms worldwide in the process, presumably).
Arguments include:
From the "OMG SHES FAKE STUFFED BOOBZ KILL HER"[edit]
- She has never taken a topless photo, meaning her boobs have never been completely exposed and naked for the camera with nipples included; this ensures that if they are fake, no one has the ability to be the wiser, because they are always covered in some way (typically in tight tops with bra underneath).
- Her boobs never jiggle or move, even when falling from a balcony.
- She moves as though the tits have no weight to them, you'd think someone that large would have enough weight to sink the Titanic.
- Cleavage is hardly ever shown. If any there is little.
- She bitches and moans about privacy and then posts a shitload of new fapping material in the public.
- Shes a total bitch.
- TITS OR GTFO!
- There are no girls on the internet So the boobs are fake and she is a dude.
From the "SHES REAL, FUCK YOU *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*" side[edit]
- She wears a super strength bra sent to her from the future.
- Her spine is made of a cross between Titanium and Superman's pubic hair.
- She goes out in public like that.
- Other women (such as Agnetis Miracle) are similar in size.
- The more fap material posted the merrier!
- fapfapfap
- FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!
The rest of humanity attempted to argue but couldn't find the time to give a flying fuck...
Life[edit]
Since her breasts suck all the blood from her brain she is incredibly stupid, posting information, videos and pictures of herself all over the internet; plus talking about the millions of STDs she has gotten from sex. All of this is of course to get attention and then she goes whining about how everyone invades her privacy. Her friends outside the internet hate her and, oblivious to Annie, just use her for the lulzand sex.
How to Get Lulz[edit]
Annie K will only accept fansites or people she has met IRL on her myspace, so make a fake Annie K fansite or claim you met her somewhere around Amherst like some place in Nashuaone night (google it) and you're in. Happy trolling.
Example message to enter when adding Annie to your Myspace:
"Hey, so you're that girl I talked to at (insert name of concert, mall etc here that's around her area) the other day! damn you were flirty..."
If you have something better, THEN USE IT!
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Reviewing the Annie Keenan myth
Annie Keenan is the name of the teenager that got herself to reach internet stardom through sneaking some pictures of her. What was so special about a young lady posting pictures online? The answer can be summarized into: THE BIGGEST TITS ON EARTH. Nobody knows how the pics were taken or why exactly; however, there was a curious thing about each and every photo. Her massive juggs were completely hidden. No cleavage could be seen. A tee was beneath the superior tee and skin was cover. Speculation began. Are her tits real? Is she the biggest fake? Was she an attention whore who used stuffed bras and bought a ridiculous quantity of XL clothes and took dozens of pictures just to fool everybody? Haven't anybody thought that Annie Keenan may be a play of Anekee, the busty girl from Holland who also was a myth in 2008-2009 and then proved to be real? Was everything real?
SPOILER ALERT: CHECK THE BREAKING NEWS ABOUT ANNIE KEENAN'S SMALL BOOBS
Annie showing the macromastia. Her back is not proportional to let her even be stood up
Google, yahoo, metacrawler, megavideo, youtube search bars were "attacked" by Annie Keenan's fans looking for more. Some guys thought it was the appropiate time to take seriously the enlarge penis ads to start their fantasies about titty-fucking little- Huge-Annie. The snowball went bigger. You always would find an anonymous guy who testified going to school with her and asuring the realness of the meat melons. Others swore they knew someone that had a friends whose neighbour met someone that dated her and told stories about the almighty bazzongas and the iron nipples. Finally, the more sensible ones stated the bigger-than-head boobs were just fake. The girl fooled everyone and is laughing of all the big boob lovers around the world.
However, she posted some pictures that showed she had big boobs. Some cleavage and even bra and panties picture appeared and all broken hearted guys who almost cut his dick product of frustration (and excesive use in the bathroom) started to glue their hopes. Annie's tatas may had been real, again. So, not happy with this story, Annie ( or whatever her real name muight be) created an account were she was telling her friends she was getting a boob reduction. This crime against humanity apparently took place in 2010. Check the following extract from the facebook page (look at her cleavage boobs, they looked big, but not that huge).
Facebook conversation
Big, but not that HUGE!
Stuffed?
Annie, post "supposed" surgery
The youtube user "ceelojr3" posted a video in 2010 about Annie story and how she made us fall into her lie. What happened in 2012? An account from Ellie Jaycock contacted the guy and demanded he took down the vids using her personal pics. So we have someone faking a fake name asking to take down pictures of a girl that pretended to be busty for the sake of joking?
Here a "naive" who felt in the Elli Jaycock scam
This story has been covered in many forums and even the site hiddenfeet.com (amazing name if you think about it) which helps busty girls feel more comfortable with their big chests covered the legend and had a debate about the realness of Annie's boobs. So now, I am gonna say what most may have said, but come on, let's put this to rest.
- Annie´s boobs were so huge that she needed extra clothes to help her hold up her juggs. Ok, understandable, but did she need to use so many clothes at the beach? Had this girl ever take a shower naked? So, fake boobs.
- If her boobs were so massive, wouln't her nipples gotta be big? We never got to see hard nipples, no shape, no nothing. So, fake boobs.
- If she had a back problem and her life was so miserable, why did she took all those pictures and smiled like her tits were lightheavy? Even recorded some youtube videos bouncing and dancing? Wouldn't that hurt? So, fake boobs.
- There have been many guys and girls that claimed to be her friend. Don't these guys have facebook? Why wouldn't anybody see a picture of them with Annie? So, fake boobs.
- There are tons of fake facebook profiles of her. If you were Annie, would you let many people use your name and your pics and add friends and talk about your infamous boobs like they were like any other stuff? So, fake boobs.
- So Annie Keenan, if you are the real one, why don't you shut us up and explain the real story? You have been one of thetop amateurs of all time, because of the impact you made, but I am asking you to come out and talk to prove doubters wrong or support the theories. Even, the top busty amateur of all time Winter Pierzina did an interview with me and clarified her story
Here a videos from the user who analyzed the story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHl3mh_PjD4&feature=related
So, do you think she was that big? Here more pics
Left: Annie wearing her prom dress. Right: Guy using Annie's tits as pillows
If real, this guy may have been the luckiest in the history of the world
If she inhales she will fall face down
Annie wore the stuffed bra everywhere.
If those were that huge, she would not be able to walk
New Annie, without boobs
Holly hand!
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